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Wizard Swears


Harry: Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are banded from Hogwarts. I didn't know that wizards had swears.

Hermione: Of course they do Harry. They're called "Wizard Swears".

Ron: Ooh, like cauldron bum.

Harry: Really? That's adorable.

Hermione: Oh, they're worse than that. Read some Harry.

Harry: Let's see here. Son of a Banshee. That's useful.

Hermione: Swish and Flicker. That's my favorite.

Snape: Ahem. Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?

Hermione: Oh no, Professor Sna-

Harry: Voldemort's Nipple!

Snape: Excuse me?!

Hermione: Harry!

Snape: I refuse to have this filth spilled in my presence, Mr. Potter. 500,000 points from Gryffindor.

Ron: Dragon Boogeys!

Harry: Everybody run! Expecto Patronads!

Snape: *sigh* Rabble rousers.

Harry: That was fun. Oh. Hi Neville.

Neville: Hello Harry, Hermione, Ronald. What's up guys?

Ron: We're saying magical naughty words like Jiggery Pokery.

Neville: *gasp* My granmother forbids me from using wraunchy language.

Harry: Well your grandmother is a Blast Ended Skank.

Neville: *gasp*

Hermione: He doesn't mean it Neville. He's just testing out some wizard swears.

Harry: I mean every word I ever say ever because I'm Harry Potter.

Neville: I'm telling Professor Dumbledore.

Ron: You're such a Broomhead.

Neville: This is against the rules.

Harry: I can't let you do this Neville.

Neville: Oh no! No! I don't want to swear! My grndmother doesn't want me to swear.

Harry: Are you a Gryffindor or not Neville?

Neville: I am a Gryffindor but...but...

Harry: Try it then. Here's the list. Say anything.

Hermione: You can do it Neville.

Neville: Hargid's Butt Crack.

Ron and Hermione: Yay!

Harry: You sicken me.

Neville: But it's on the list.

Harry: Hagrid is ten times the man you'll ever be Neville. Leave Hogwarts Neville Longbottom. Never come back.

Ron and Hermione: Yay!

Hermione: You're quite the hailian today, Harry.

Ron: Yeah. You rife with boilish attitude.

Harry: Hey let's do a prank call.

Voldemort: Dark Arts. Voldemort speaking.

Harry: Leperchaun Taint!

Voldemort: What? You kids! If I ever find out who's calling me I will call the wizard school and you will go to wizard jail and I'll kill you because I'm Voldemort…

Snape: There they are.

Voldemort: So stop calling.

Dumbledore: Professor Snape would like to have a word with you children.

Hermione: Oh Unicorn Turds.

Snape: That is exactly the sort of vulgarity that I want to eradicate from the distinguished halls of Hogwarts. The traditions of the school must be upheld and respected. The founders surely would...

Harry: Muggle****ing Troll**** Snape!

Snape: WHAT!?

Harry: You Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer!

Ron: Dobby's Sock.

Snape: Dumbledore, I urge you to expel these monsters.

Dumbledore: Oh Snape, Let them have their flapdoodle.

Snape: But you're the one who banned the words in the first place.

Dumbledore: I don't even remember five minutes ago. Back to your skulking.

Hermione: Thank you so much Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: Alas! Your welcome.

Harry: Dumbledore. You're obsecenly old, right?

Dumbledore: Why yes.

Harry: Do you know any super ancient, lost to the ages, arcaic, olden times wizard swears?

Dumbledore: Ah, well, there is one.

Ron: I want to hear it!!!

Dumbledore: The Elder swear. You must never repeat it to anyone.

Hermione: We won't Professor.

Dumbledore: Here it is. Your Mother is a *****ing******lorem ipsum******** admiumvenium**************turolagulio*******Hippopautamus************* Rebublican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: Wow.

Dumbledore: Now you know. You must never ever repeat it, okay?

Harry: We promise sir.

Later...

Harry, Ron and Hermione: Your Mother is a *****ing******lorem ipsum********admiumvenium**************turolagulio*******Hippopautamus*************  


The End.
I Do NOT Own Potter Puppet Pals. This is the script of it. Feel free to Coment.


Update: I fixed all the errors you guys pointed out!!!!

P.S. If you want to see the video, go to www.potterpuppetpals.com
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:iconanythingirl:
anythingirl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
Dobby's sock!
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:icontutle-panda-girl:
Tutle-Panda-Girl Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
Swish and Flicker. That's my favorite.
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ninjassinoawesomness Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I swear in this and smurf.
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JDLuvaSQEE Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: This is my favorite PPP video!!!
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TeamEvans Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
Voldemort's Nipple!
God that's my favorite, hilarious
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:iconomyrah:
Omyrah Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I died when I first watched the video. XD
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FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol!!!!!
Wizard Swears and The Vortex are my favorite Potter Puppet Pals videos!!!!
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MafiWeasley Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011
Thanks[link]
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Silverheartme Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome.
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LyrieYumi Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
Your Mother is a *****ing******lorem ipsum******** admiumvenium**************turolagulio*******Hippopautamus************* Rebublican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding.
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FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol just kidding
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xXxAnime4lifexXx Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
hehe I love ppp
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IceGirl2772 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student General Artist
I love you, man. That is an epic video.
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swchick Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011
coild not stop laughing at BEEP! with a bucket of BEEP! in a castle far away where no one can hear you. That ad BEEP and a stick of dynamite BEEP Mickey Mouse BEEP Magical BEEP Alakazam!
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f0rgiveness-is-a-lie Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
lmao my favorite PPP video
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MrMarshmallow Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha very useful!! :D
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:iconfunnytoad:
FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Agreed. I can only imagine.... *sigh* :P
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:iconmrmarshmallow:
MrMarshmallow Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconfunnytoad:
FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol! Whats your favorite PPP vids?? Mines The Vortex because of the song Harry sings st the end! Lol!!
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:iconmrmarshmallow:
MrMarshmallow Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha yeah I guess is my favourite too... "my name is harry potter I'm the king of the school..." ♪ (I know the whole song xD)
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FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Student General Artist
I know what almost all the lines are! Lol
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:iconmrmarshmallow:
MrMarshmallow Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love when snape is telling his dream to to dumbledore
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:iconfunnytoad:
FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Student General Artist
I know! Snape always cries for no exact reason, like in snapes diary. Lol
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MillyVanilly Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
It's levi-OH-sa not levi-osahh

It's actually this:
Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!!!!
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MeIsAbi-xx Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You also Spelt Daniel Radcliffes name wrong..
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Sophie0Luna Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
Your subtitles are q there are sme majors corrections you should make.
Where you wrote "Laura Mimsun" goes a pretty well known term , which is "Lorem Ipsum"
there are some parts you should correct, although this is REALLY useful if what someone wants is to follow the dialogs while watching the video.
:)
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Sophie0Luna Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
where I wrote a "q" the rest of the sentence deleted, it said "quite cool but"
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ringettegirl534 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010  Student Photographer
loL I LOVE IT!
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StrawberryNeon Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Student Photographer
Prank calling Voldemort was my favorite part. :laughing: Hilarious.
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:iconfunnytoad:
FunnyToad Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol!!!!
Where do they come up with this halariocity is my question!!!!
(Halariocity is a word i made up. Means something that is halarious. A great example is PPP) ;)
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Lizzy-xx Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
I love this video. Saw it on YouTube recently. Dumbledore's voice makes me crack-up with laughter anyway, so when I heard the "ancient swear" I couldn't stop for about 5mins. Thanks for the script! lol
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darklink135 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010
oh my freakin god
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Jakedj Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2010
I think its expecto patronads, not patronans.
:|
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LilKyo Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2010
i like the part when the prank call Voldemort. I say Voldemort's line all the time in school except i replace 'wizard' with my friends' names. XD
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DeadNurseDoll Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010   Writer
XD Epic :la: I love PPP :XD:
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kristinthycoolio Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009
This is the BEST SCRIPT/VID EVER.
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quel-fleau Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
I love you
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BobbleHeadJesus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
It was Expecto Patronads, actually, as in gonads. :]

Thanks for transcribing this!!! So much easier to call the neighbors rude things when they don't understand it!
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jkrfan7 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
thank u
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FranCullenBlackJ Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Dobby's Sock!
Thank you so much for this!!!
Potter Puppet Pals Rocks!!!!
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RinEatsZombies Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
you have no idea how much i fuckin love this! i wanna memorize the whole thing! XD
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Tokyo-Vamp Featured By Owner May 10, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
I love this! WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO AT LUNCH WITH MY FRIENDS! in fact, i didnt even eat fri. we were ere-doing "Trouble At Hogwarts" Good Times, good times.
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jkrfan7 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
lol i actually made a little script of trouble at hogwarts
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Punkchetta Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
O crap that was halarious. Thank u so much
PPP rocks. do you have the script for wizard angst?
RANDOM
I agree homework kills trees
lets start a revolution/boycott :|
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jkrfan7 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
I do know. Enjoy!
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jkrfan7 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
i do not, but i will work on making it
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Jiyuu-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009
This is quite helpful, thanks! Just so you know though, it's "Lorem Ipsum" not "Laura Mimsum", even though it actually sounds more like "Laura Mimsum" :giggle:

Thanks so much!
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jkrfan7 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
oh thank u! it's kinda hard to spell out what u hear
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Hermyown-Bella Featured By Owner May 19, 2008
I LOVE this epsiode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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