Under The MistletoeUnder the Mistletoe

There were jeers and screams as the Gryffindors are celebrating their last Christmas together. Ginny fusses with Harry’s stubborn hair while he is patiently waiting, again, for Ron and Hermione to stop fighting. Harry doesn’t even remember what they’re fighting about, and it seems like neither do Ron and Hermione because they are slowly running out of names to call each other. When Ron starts to back off, Hermione thinks of another name, and this goes on for a while back and forth. Suddenly someone yells out that Ron is standing underneath the mistletoe, and who is standing right there next to him screaming

My Blue Eyed Suicide

My Blue Eyed Suicide
Sarah Anne Schoutens

My heart, my mind
they are all gone.
I am to, far gone.
I am empty, I feel nothing.
Don't worry about me,
you can't save me.
My soul is already gone.
Don't come near me!
I could just hurt you to
I can't live with that
or even bear the thought.

I have felt the cold hand of fate.
The vice-like grip of a terrible man
over and over again.
I have drank poison.
Seen hell even.
My heart aches
but you're still here...
I don't like this pain,
these memories.
They hurt, I hurt.
I wish they'd leave.
At least I have you to bear it with me!

You love me and care
you know how badly I need t

My Sweet, My Angel My Sweet, My Angel

It was as if time stood stil, I sat there next my angel.I glance at her, her hair wild in the wind curls brushing her cheek. Crystalyn eyes look back at me filled with anxiety. This time here is the most trechurous. Tears streak don't me cheek, the sheer pain of existance driving us. I reach for her only to find her and the light she brings is gone, dampened by hatred. Life is ending before me; my time almost gone. I call her, but she cannot answer my pleas. I beg to see her one last time before I go to hell, as designated that I am already going there because I loved her in the first place. God's angel -purest of them a

The Painting Mai’Larene tagged along at the back of her class, as their teacher led them through the art gallery. Although she was the only one that was even remotely interested in what was being talked about, she didn’t make any attempt to catch up. She was already known as the class weirdo, a reputation she was strangely proud of, but she didn’t want to make it worse by showing her interest. Besides, mixing with the rest of them would only result in torment. And having a name as different as Mai’Larene didn’t help. Why couldn’t she be called ‘Charlotte’ or ‘Rachel’? - something normal.

Forbidden Love 6Rose’s and Celia’s Return:

It was a dreary drizzling day at Hogwarts but two youngsters didn’t seem to mind the rain. Charlie tried hard to get Lily’s mind off of all the rumors that Caleb and his brother would be spreading about her. “Are we seriously going to do this?” she asked excitedly as her adrenaline was pumping
“Why? Chickening out?”
“No, I don’t chicken out”
“Good, because here we go”
Charlie was first to run out into the cold, pouring rain, and he made a dramatic pose “Oh what ever will I do out here in the cold rain, all by my lonesome self?”
Lily smi

Essence of Being - BlankFrom birth we are blank - unknowing of the world that awaits.

Innocent and pure we are born without fur.

The world it watches our every move to see our first steps.

Our first words are heard but quickly forgotten yet.

This is our being,

The essence of being.

We are blank - a sheet to be written and dictated upon.

When they yell "This is not how we've raised you"...

You understand how wrong that they truly are.

Forbidden Love 4Kiddo:

“Third year could not be sweeter” Sophie said leaning back onto the Gryffindor couch. “Also, the fact that you’re going to be a shoe in for the Gryffindor Quidditch team, your family is basically made for Quidditch… Unlike mine, we aren’t well… as agile.”
“It doesn’t have to do with your family.” Lily said rolling her eyes
“Well when you’ve got parents like yours, its kind of hard not to be perfect”
“I’m not perfect” Lily said protestant
“Close to it”
“Any way, I have to try out like everyone else, and I doubt I will actually make

Forbidden Love 2Not a very Merry Christmas:

Fall had passed by very quickly and winter had come now. The Quidditch games were the only thing worth going to anymore. Even if she couldn’t be on the team, Lily watched her eldest brother in the air with excitement. He was a beater, and would most of the time be knocking them and laughing his head off when they hit another opponent. Albus wasn’t really the person for being on the Quidditch team; he rather liked the sidelines instead. Especially when he had almost knocked Scorpius off of his broom one time, even though he could barely stay on it in the first place.
One morning in the great hall, Sophie

Forbidden Love 1The meeting:

A family of 5 hustled and bustled as their mother yelled “James, he’s already sorted! You can’t switch houses at will.”
“What if you really wanted to?” wined Albus, with his green tie, annoyed with it
“You can’t change houses, and Slytherin is a great house. You should be proud to be in Slytherin” Ginny said, he hadn’t gotten over the fact that he was in Slytherin, and was already in his 2nd year now.
“Why couldn’t I just be in Gryffindor?” he grumbled
A girl held tightly onto her mother’s hand, she was scared to go to Hogwarts now, James told her about mo

Your Painful Eyes

I am more observant than you think,
I can see the pain that dwells in your eyes.
You try to hide it,
But I see it,
The pain that you carry so heavy in your heart.
Your Eyes betray it all,
You cannot hide it.

We are here, all alone.
What's that you say?
I look at you,
Baffled by the pain in your eyes,
What can I do?
Nothing...
I fake a smile,
What else can I do?

You are close in my heart,
You reach out and hug me,
I hug back.
Your sweet smell lingers in my nose.
You pull me closer,
I feel your pain,
this time I don't need to see it in your eyes to know its there...
I feel it and you can't hide.

Someday, I will tell you I

Raining on my paradeThe rain poured down onto us as we sat on my front doorstep, breathing in deeply, both knowing what was about to happen. You fiddled with your fingers and you tried to mumble something to yourself. I had been trying to deny what was about to happen for weeks now, and I didn’t want it to happen, but you knew why. “Do you think we could just be friends?” The thought disgusted me, I would have much rather been slapped in the face. I couldn’t look at you, my eyes stung, but my eyes wouldn’t release any tears. When you looked at me desperately for an answer, I could only nod my head. No words could describe my hurt that I

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PPP: Wizard Swears

by ~jkrfan7, Dec 19, 2007, 1:40:14 PM
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Wizard Swears

Harry: Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are banded from Hogwarts. I didn't know that wizards had swears.

Hermione: Of course they do Harry. They're called "Wizard Swears".

Ron: Ooh, like cauldron bum.

Harry: Really? That's adorable.

Hermione: Oh, they're worse than that. Read some Harry.

Harry: Let's see here. Son of a Banshee. That's useful.

Hermione: Swish and Flicker. That's my favorite.

Snape: Ahem. Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?

Hermione: Oh no, Professor Sna-

Harry: Voldemort's Nipple!

Snape: Excuse me?!

Hermione: Harry!

Snape: I refuse to have this filth spilled in my presence, Mr. Potter. 500,000 points from Gryffindor.

Ron: Dragon Boogeys!

Harry: Everybody run! Expecto Patronads!

Snape: *sigh* Rabble rousers.

Harry: That was fun. Oh. Hi Neville.

Neville: Hello Harry, Hermione, Ronald. What's up guys?

Ron: We're saying magical naughty words like Jiggery Pokery.

Neville: *gasp* My granmother forbids me from using wraunchy language.

Harry: Well your grandmother is a Blast Ended Skank.

Neville: *gasp*

Hermione: He doesn't mean it Neville. He's just testing out some wizard swears.

Harry: I mean every word I ever say ever because I'm Harry Potter.

Neville: I'm telling Professor Dumbledore.

Ron: You're such a Broomhead.

Neville: This is against the rules.

Harry: I can't let you do this Neville.

Neville: Oh no! No! I don't want to swear! My grndmother doesn't want me to swear.

Harry: Are you a Gryffindor or not Neville?

Neville: I am a Gryffindor but...but...

Harry: Try it then. Here's the list. Say anything.

Hermione: You can do it Neville.

Neville: Hargid's Butt Crack.

Ron and Hermione: Yay!

Harry: You sicken me.

Neville: But it's on the list.

Harry: Hagrid is ten times the man you'll ever be Neville. Leave Hogwarts Neville Longbottom. Never come back.

Ron and Hermione: Yay!

Hermione: You're quite the hailian today, Harry.

Ron: Yeah. You rife with boilish attitude.

Harry: Hey let's do a prank call.

Voldemort: Dark Arts. Voldemort speaking.

Harry: Leperchaun Taint!

Voldemort: What? You kids! If I ever find out who's calling me I will call the wizard school and you will go to wizard jail and I'll kill you because I'm Voldemort…

Snape: There they are.

Voldemort: So stop calling.

Dumbledore: Professor Snape would like to have a word with you children.

Hermione: Oh Unicorn Turds.

Snape: That is exactly the sort of vulgarity that I want to eradicate from the distinguished halls of Hogwarts. The traditions of the school must be upheld and respected. The founders surely would...

Harry: Muggle****ing Troll**** Snape!

Snape: WHAT!?

Harry: You Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer!

Ron: Dobby's Sock.

Snape: Dumbledore, I urge you to expel these monsters.

Dumbledore: Oh Snape, Let them have their flapdoodle.

Snape: But you're the one who banned the words in the first place.

Dumbledore: I don't even remember five minutes ago. Back to your skulking.

Hermione: Thank you so much Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: Alas! Your welcome.

Harry: Dumbledore. You're obsecenly old, right?

Dumbledore: Why yes.

Harry: Do you know any super ancient, lost to the ages, arcaic, olden times wizard swears?

Dumbledore: Ah, well, there is one.

Ron: I want to hear it!!!

Dumbledore: The Elder swear. You must never repeat it to anyone.

Hermione: We won't Professor.

Dumbledore: Here it is. Your Mother is a *****ing******lorem ipsum******** admiumvenium**************turolagulio*******Hippopautamus************* Rebublican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: Wow.

Dumbledore: Now you know. You must never ever repeat it, okay?

Harry: We promise sir.

Later...

Harry, Ron and Hermione: Your Mother is a *****ing******lorem ipsum********admiumvenium**************turolagulio*******Hippopautamus*************

The End.

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~ninjassinoawesomness Jan 6, 2013

I swear in this and smurf.

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This is my favorite PPP video!!!

~TeamEvans Oct 17, 2012

Voldemort's Nipple!
God that's my favorite, hilarious

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I died when I first watched the video. XD

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Lol!!!!!
Wizard Swears and The Vortex are my favorite Potter Puppet Pals videos!!!!

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~Silverheartme Sep 19, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

Awesome.

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Your Mother is a *****ing******lorem ipsum******** admiumvenium**************turolagulio*******Hippopautamus************* Rebublican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding.

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Lol just kidding

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